New Chicken of The Sea

Mermaids have been a trending topic recently, and I decided to further research this topic because of the wide spread trending going on. So many "folktales" speak of creatures no longer in existence, but none of them actually say the "fairy tales" are fact or fiction. This pandemonium about the mermaid got all started from a documentary titled Mermaids: A Body Found in which a scientist uncovered proof mermaids exist. I have not seen this documentary, but I do have what makes me believe in mermaids. January 9th, 1493 Christoper Columbus describes seeing 3 siren like creatures, that were not as depicted, and had faces of a man. Columbus also noted he had seen creatures like this before. The next encounter involves one of the best known circus acts of all time Barnum and Bailey they had the all too well known Fiji Mermaid, which was a complete fake, but they also had this:

 ^ This is from the actual ad for the real mermaid

                                                        ^ the only known picture of the mermaid because right before the exibit a mysterious fire burned the famous Barnum Museum down with the creatures and such getting completely destroyed. Poor mermaid made to live in a tube then you boil and get grilled like a fish.

 

^ this is a close up of the hand I believe he wanted to go home he looks so sad and fascinated at the same time.

 

I am not going to be the person to say magick is not real, but because of natural human greed we capture these creatures, and our governments do not want any of it leaked, and deny it all. All of these facts, make me sad. It is our fault all these unknown creatures seem so harmful because they attack us or seem so viscous. Think humans use the brain if we got stuck in a tube we would call it kidnapping, and the person would go to prison for a short time. Also, humans tend to get mad when the government buys up the and to run highways through, but us running oil lines , and the dangerous sonar testing killing marine life is fine because there some monster. They may not be as beautiful as some say, but the bloop is a real thing, and think not everything looks the same after so many years or having to adapt to your surroundings. We should just leave them alone, and give them the little piece of sea so we can preserve what our simple minds can not seem to wrap our heads around. In the world of diplomacy, some things are better left unsaid. Lincoln Chafee famous words, and believe them because we want to catch and dissect everything we can get our hands on because that is how humans study things, but no one government wants something like this getting out because it is something they could not readily control. Then because of what you seen its better to never speak because you might leave from the interview, and an unexplaind bomb placed by the flower truck has blown you to dust, but there is this unknown bomber in town. I guess random bombers all know when a folklore interview is going on, so they decide "Hey he's talkin' about mermaids, you see that Earl?Yea Joe. Lets blow his silly ass to the sky." So, just believe as you wish, but know that saying. Also, I like to think of it as swimming with the sharks, then getting mad when you lose a leg; Hey buddy, your in an ocean, what creature lives in an ocean? Sharks is the answer, but humans think its weird when sharks attack, we call it home invasion on land, and yet again can get someone prison time. I am in strong belief we are the reason these amazing creatures are no longer beautiful, and we should stop having to mess everything up we find. Next time you see a mermaid ask how his/her day is i bet it would be cooler having a mermaid for a best friend, especially if you can't swim. Hello, this nerd believes in mermaids, and I am proud to be the person to introduce the coolest chicken of the sea.