Talk to the hand

This giant hand, in my face saying texting and driving can wait. My new LG flex I do so love,but slicing fruit with a hand in my face really gets on my nerves, but Apparently it can wait. This waiting game is getting old, because at this point this hand has to go. I want to browse the web, explore this LG G Flex in great detail. I can only make out half the screen because this hand is harassing me.  What is a widget? Tell me I say, damn hand get out of my way. A simple sticker, most would say, but this hand is mocking me every single day. This flex only has room for one hand, and it's not yours tiny screen. I know not of hand struggles, because a normal phone doesn't need a hand double. I will no longer talk to you mini hand because this is my new phone, I finally have a plan. Off to Wal-Mart I need to get this hand off my phone. I just want to explore this new technology without a snag there's a new screen protector to be had. To explore the LG flex finally getting home, put on the new blank screen now the hand is gone no more it can wait harassing me.