steampunk nerf gun

Growing up I had visions of guns like this! I always had nerf guns of various types, but these are the NERF guns of my dreams. I am a steam punk junkie I feel as if their style was best. I can not believe it took me this long to find the steampunk NERF guns. I know with determination, some tools at hand, NERF gun, extra parts, and patience. Possible blue prints are available for purchase, or to print. These guns are really each one of a kind, and can be purchased through websites of all kinds just google steampunk nerf guns. I personally would like to make one just to see how cool it came out. I find these guns especially cool,and would love to have a war with a few of these. Images pulled from various site online. Remember, to play safely you could put an eye out, possibly. Anything is possible when you modify a weapon, even a NERF gun.

Making it

I found out I am almost done with college! Finally something to look forward to making decent money. A nerd job, with benefits, possibly 401 k, yes the grown up reasoning is kick starting. Just so I make it cleat I will probably never truly grow up, just get a good job and still play video games, computer, and collect comic books. I am so hoping for some of my comics to help me retire into old age because if i have to get old I want to be rich. Like, big money shot-caller rich. I may not be the perfect nerd, but I am me and I do so try hard, and most of the time I get down played or not believed in, so after graduation, and minimum making 21 an hour its a real in your face type situation. All of those who made fun of me and said I never could I did and will never stop doing I will do whatever it takes to make my dreams come true because life is full of disappointing moments, but it is moments like this that make it necessary to bask in ones accomplishments, and take a deep breath, and raise your middle finger up towards the ones who said you couldn't or they did not believe. I believe in myself way more than anyone could because I have seen what it is I want, and will not stop reaching towards the sky. The future is ours my friends and all of the lame people who decided to get careers in go into debt for nothing but a degree that is non useful in today's working class. I will not be a fly in a spider web I will be the human that stomps the spider and destroys its home with a stick. I will not be brought down ever again. Now, that I am on top I can not let myself think about the hardships to come on being a new college grad, finding a new city, and doing what I love, almost seems like a fairy tale, but it is not anymore. Finally, a degree is in sight of the player, player advances over halfway there. I would like to think about the ones who said i do not believe in you, and crush them with my class a computer degree. class a meaning not an online degree program, come on people you know if you go to chester online its a scam come on get accredited for shame on you,leading people astray from real college degrees. This is why America seems so stupid not enough degrees. The world is changing and I hope you guys do too. Till next time nerds.

Why make it all about being shitty?

            

When I began the adventure as co-admin of this blog, I said that I would only write responses from the other side of the fence on topics that I only had a large opinion on. As it turns out, maybe I do have a primarily large opinion on most everything. Rolling onward, in response to coprolite fossils and the obvious shaking of the head my personal nerd showed, I differ. For one, saying that coprolite is not a million dollar investment is not exactly true. All of the coprolite that will ever exist already does.  I was watching the same show that introduced us to the topic and the man selling it only had a couple lbs of the stuff and was offered a couple thousand dollars. Yes, it is dinosaur poop. However, we as humans have a natural wonder for dinosaurs because when they existed, we were NOT at the top of the food chain. Can you take a shit that big? ((No pics, please)) Now here’s the good stuff: the main use of coprolite is to make jewelry!!! My nerd asked, “Would you actually wear dinosaur poop as an accessory?”   My response was, “It would have to be really pretty”.  The topic continued to be brought up, and as a result my curiosity got the best of me. I googled coprolite jewelry, and IT IS really pretty! Most of the jewelry that I found is sold on etsy, which would give me pause on authenticity. How do you prove to someone that the coprolite you are selling them is, indeed, dinosaur poop, and especially over the internet. I digress. The thought of wearing such a pretty gem ((Yes, it is a gem and needs to be polished before you get all of the colors)) is not so hard to muster up because of two reasons:  (1) It does not stink, though I imagine at one point it was atrocious (2) Half the dumbasses I meet wouldn’t believe me anyway and would probably just ‘bless my heart’ when I left said party for getting ripped off…because surely coprolite/dinosaur poop is a scam for idiots. Bless my heart. It just occurred to me that coprolite is proof that polishing a turd ain't always a bad thing.  And guys (or ladies), you probably won’t get laid with a line about dinosaur dung collecting**CHALLENGE**; however, you will PROBABLY get laid if you offer to show her your rare gem collection that is often used to make one of a kind pieces, you know, for a one of a kind girl. More than likely, if she thinks to ask what kind of gem, she won’t know what coprolite is and won’t want to seem stupid for asking. If she does ask, again, you have 2 choices. (1) Tell her and hope that you’ve already scored enough brownie points in the convo to keep it going, (2) have google at the ready to show them a pic of a really pretty coprolite piece ((of jewelry)).  This lady right here wouldn’t mind at all being the person at the party showing off her dinosaur shit necklace.

coprolite fossils

Hello out there fellow nerds, this evening I was watching some mindless T.V. show and they are buying dinosaur poop fossils (Coprolite). I am one who enjoys dinosaurs and fossils, honestly I think fossils are pretty amazing pieces of rock. This whole coprolite being sought after and purchased is ridiculous, but I am not one to judge collect stamps, comics, books, tops, cups, dino poop I will totally not judge. If someone out there wants to collect coprolite fossils just give me the money, and I will go blend it up for you dinosaur poop is not a million dollar investment, it should only be displayed in a museum for educational purposes but not to collect. Nerds you will never get laid if you are trying to pick a woman up and approach with the line:" So want to come back to my place, and check out my dinosaur poop collection?" I do not think a woman would take you seriously, run and scream because your a freak, slap you, or just laugh in your face. I will say STOP COLLECTING DINO POOP it is not cool my friend. Who decided that collecting dinosaur poop should be a thing, does anyone know? Another point how do you get into collecting dino poop," Yes, Hi, my name is Joe, and I come from a long line of coprolite fossil collectors, and experts." Tell me Joe how much college did you have to take to collect dino poop? What is your job title, World's Largest Janitor Coprolite Collecting and Sons? Great job something that sounds more southern than me very good. World lets not look any worse to other, smarter countries and collect dinosaur poop. I say lets revolt against this rock, and move on to better things. No rehab needed just a new hobby.

100lb Package

Living in fear of 100lb package! If you didn’t read the blog post titled, Best Find Ever, better go ahead and do that..but come back.    (…………)

OK, so let me say that at first I was exasperated that she wanted to buy comic books from a store like that. Understand, we have found comic books in old historic antique shops in small rural towns, to buying them in Amish country ((they REALLY underprice!)) #barnfinds      Anyway, it took me by surprise that she was interested in buying comic books that would probably not generate any kind of profit – for she is at heart, a business minded individual. Less than 50.00 and forget it..but this is a major chain store and they have to want to be making a profit (she probably will tell me how they do that). However, my mind has now shifted consciousness to a level that has some scary hypothesis. For instance, I am going to get woken up at 8am by a delivery man who needs my signature on a large package. I can’t even imagine how comic book people package that many comic books and ship them safely. Oh, I hope they are experienced in shipping or they will be quickly informed to go to hell by my #nerdgasm girlfriend. Back to the main point (I am living in fear of 100lb package!) Next, and worse, what if the delivery man does NOT wake me up, but instead is an igmo who puts the package on the porch, within the reach of our Great Pyrenees who is lovable but has no respect for our things. And then what if I don’t find the package torn up BEFORE she does? This is important because if I can get away with it, I would open the package (assuming our GP didn’t destroy everything, she usually only maims our things) and present it as if I meant to open it and was so excited that ‘I threw the box into the back of the truck so you wouldn’t see it and know they were here’. Baby, sometimes, ignorance IS bliss. At last, I have reached a new point in this comic book collection, because I find myself excited, too. I don’t overly enjoy reading comic books ((I am ADDICTED to fiction, without pictures)), but I do enjoy the look of---words are lacking---on her face when she goes on a new adventure with a comic book. I don’t think people take the time to understand what the imagination can turn a story into.  “Nerds/Geeks” have the BEST IMAGINATIONs! So, while I do reserve worry over the package arrival, I can see a comic book display such as in a comic book store in our living room one day…and I’m already decorating the room to happily include it. #100lbpackage

Dear microsoft

I have discovered some of the recent downloadable games from McDonald's happen to be quite fun actually.They do say they love to see you smile, which oddly reminds me of a stalker.McDonalds quit stalking me with cheeseburgers with one pickle on them, why do you insist to put only one pickle instead of two on what is obviously a two pickle burger, The McDonald's why must you deliver B games that get me hooked like your one pickle cheeseburger with bacon. I am American, and I will entrust in bacon on my one pickle cheeseburger and play my B games with my wife, while the neon people "splode", and sing Single Ladies randomly while playing. Dear Microsoft, I am utterly upset you got rid of Microsoft points for low rate fast food restaurants to get us addicted to along with one pickle cheeseburgers. I did not win an Xbox One, and I am not upset about this but really guys I wished the points would come back because life was much more interesting then.

Best place to buy comics online

Spoiler Alert to comic collectors, comic books are not that expensive to make small profit, and save up for a trade, or the fifty thousand dollar comic you may be into. I have been collecting since childhood, and have gained money by making my savings into comic books. Comic books can make little or big money or look nice as art for a game room, comic room, ,living room,which just happens to be where mine reside properly framed, and yes my lady rocks she lets me have comic book wall art she is that hard. Here is a link and somewhere amazing to add to you collection. I personally know the quality of the comics is properly shipped, handled, and good prices so don't be dumb and pass this up. I love comics so I will share this link in hopes I can find other comic book lovers. This site also sells supples, graded comics, auction your comics, buying your comics, and so much more! Like I said don't be dumb if you love comics start out small and make it big any questions? follow me and I may just involve you non comic loving nerds into comic people yet. I have a mission, now accept subscribe to my blog and I may tell you more.
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Best find ever

Today I managed to find one of the best finds ever. I bought a grab bag of comics today which included: four various comic books, a comic trading card, and this magazine tucked in side. I instantly put all the comics up in proper bags, and I notice the magazine is the most amazing thing a comic collector could find. A opportunity awaits, as I fumble through the pages an excitement comes inside of me. Boy what a find! I can now purchase vintage in bulk, and of course there is a limit per household but the opportunity is one someone like me can not pass up. I will order the comics in bulk and the ones I do not care for certain titles but those I will sale, or flip in some term. Finally, a place where I can just buy in poundage which makes me sound like a drug dealer,"Um yes, name is DC like 5 pounds mixed."  Wow, what a world we live in. America is so gangster you can order by the pound, mixed titles, variations, cover verity, publisher, and issue number, and if you ask me that is hardcore. Life is just more exciting when you realize there is some real hope for American roots in nerds, yes weird, single, reading people I speak of you as well just calm down because one day your life will matter more than it does. I can also price something for you guys or find a specific comic one might need to finish a collection. Message me or write me an email and I will try to get back as soon as possible. Keep your heads up nerds our day will come.