coprolite fossils

Hello out there fellow nerds, this evening I was watching some mindless T.V. show and they are buying dinosaur poop fossils (Coprolite). I am one who enjoys dinosaurs and fossils, honestly I think fossils are pretty amazing pieces of rock. This whole coprolite being sought after and purchased is ridiculous, but I am not one to judge collect stamps, comics, books, tops, cups, dino poop I will totally not judge. If someone out there wants to collect coprolite fossils just give me the money, and I will go blend it up for you dinosaur poop is not a million dollar investment, it should only be displayed in a museum for educational purposes but not to collect. Nerds you will never get laid if you are trying to pick a woman up and approach with the line:" So want to come back to my place, and check out my dinosaur poop collection?" I do not think a woman would take you seriously, run and scream because your a freak, slap you, or just laugh in your face. I will say STOP COLLECTING DINO POOP it is not cool my friend. Who decided that collecting dinosaur poop should be a thing, does anyone know? Another point how do you get into collecting dino poop," Yes, Hi, my name is Joe, and I come from a long line of coprolite fossil collectors, and experts." Tell me Joe how much college did you have to take to collect dino poop? What is your job title, World's Largest Janitor Coprolite Collecting and Sons? Great job something that sounds more southern than me very good. World lets not look any worse to other, smarter countries and collect dinosaur poop. I say lets revolt against this rock, and move on to better things. No rehab needed just a new hobby.