Comic Slut

Hey out there nerds, today has been an eye opener for me. I have finally found a new comic love. Zenescope has created a new line based on The Grimm Fairy Tales and it is epic. Being a comic collecter since i was young, it is hard to make room for new loves. I am not usually a comic slut, but when something grabs you your hooked. This new series has grabbed me and I am in love. I have read Neverland and a few others but because it is a new thing I am still unsure of the whole story. Life is too short to be closed minded about comics so this one is worth it to me. I know this is a good decision, and it does not mean I will give up on Superman I just read them also, so its nice to have a variation of adventure. .I hope someone out there will give the tales a read trust me you will not be left disappointed.  The art is also amazing for you more graphic novel type person, but this comic is not made for kids, unless you want to turn their favorite tales, and that little girls princess she aspires to be, turns darker and more evil at times, and give them nightmares. Deff would be like telling someone hey, have a nightmare, who does that? So just remember this one nerds is not for kids and give something new a chance.

More Comic Space

Today was a day of amazing findings. I have officially filled 3 binders with comic books, and my collection is making a pretty good increase on the collection price scale. I am an official collector with a so far value of over 270 and still climbing. I need something more exciting than long boxes. Why has no company made geek furniture yet? This should be a class A felony in my eyes. Not everyone likes normal IKEA please you amazing company get with the program. Life is to short to not have amazing geek comic shelves. My collection needs to be as I am fashionable, why can't my collection be as well? I am super excited about this though. It took a long time, but after many spent hours on this collection it has gotten vast enough for more needed room. The cardboard is not my style unless it is a child playing with the box, but it just does not seem durable enough for my beloved comic books. One day I hope some nerd comes along and invents something amazing, that does not look like a magazine rack, cardboard box, or any of the terrible thought up ideas for protecting your collection. Don't get me wrong, the boxes are amazing if you have a dedicated shelf for each box versus sitting stacked boxes in the floor. Room is always an issue for any collector, especially when the collector is one with limited space. This nerd can only hope for fashion to come along among collecting, and make a rampage. Till then I am stuck with binders and snap-it sleeves, I am very thrifty as one can see. I can only be as thrifty as any nerd, and seem to be running out of options, and do not have the five hundred dollars for something nice and wooden. This budgeting collector needs something better world help a nerd out.

Fit booth, Internet nerd gangster

It has been awhile my fellow nerds, I have been pretty busy with a lot of homework and various responsibilities. That horrid R word has been dragging me down, and making my calm chi more in the hostile vicinity. Being within my home stretch of college classes a bit of peter pan has hit me. Life sometimes throws situations at me where it hits a hyper- force galaxy drive, and I tend to want to hide under the covers while enjoying my high-thread count sheets. I am only scared of what is to come for being so uncertain in myself sometimes. We all get stretched thin sometimes, there just needs to be a better mapped out plan for those who don't have time for breakdowns. There should be like a breakdown chamber with blacked out windows, maybe a little bigger than a phone booth, sound proof, and selected breakables just to have it out, so called "Throw a Fit." Sometimes I believe it is necessary to just have that time in private, so that way people do not think you are completely crazy. I would like to take this chance to alter a quote from one of the funniest movies of all time, Forrest Gump. "Crazy is as crazy does."  Keeping the crazy under wraps comes to an advantage in so many ways. Life is something tough sometimes, and that is when adventures, blogging, app addiction, video gaming, writing, collecting, etc., comes into play. When you pick up a hobby or something to keep the anger down the situation becomes so much more manageable. Then this really great happy maker booth seems to win over the fans, Google *hint*. #Happymaker1#.  I am climbing to a new level now, I came to the realization, I am having a blog fit; it makes me feel hardcore. Yes new quote, "Internet Nerd Gangster", I am coining this term on this day March 3, 2014. Have a nice fit nerds. hyper drive engaged, gps navigated, nerd off.

steampunk nerf gun

Growing up I had visions of guns like this! I always had nerf guns of various types, but these are the NERF guns of my dreams. I am a steam punk junkie I feel as if their style was best. I can not believe it took me this long to find the steampunk NERF guns. I know with determination, some tools at hand, NERF gun, extra parts, and patience. Possible blue prints are available for purchase, or to print. These guns are really each one of a kind, and can be purchased through websites of all kinds just google steampunk nerf guns. I personally would like to make one just to see how cool it came out. I find these guns especially cool,and would love to have a war with a few of these. Images pulled from various site online. Remember, to play safely you could put an eye out, possibly. Anything is possible when you modify a weapon, even a NERF gun.

Making it

I found out I am almost done with college! Finally something to look forward to making decent money. A nerd job, with benefits, possibly 401 k, yes the grown up reasoning is kick starting. Just so I make it cleat I will probably never truly grow up, just get a good job and still play video games, computer, and collect comic books. I am so hoping for some of my comics to help me retire into old age because if i have to get old I want to be rich. Like, big money shot-caller rich. I may not be the perfect nerd, but I am me and I do so try hard, and most of the time I get down played or not believed in, so after graduation, and minimum making 21 an hour its a real in your face type situation. All of those who made fun of me and said I never could I did and will never stop doing I will do whatever it takes to make my dreams come true because life is full of disappointing moments, but it is moments like this that make it necessary to bask in ones accomplishments, and take a deep breath, and raise your middle finger up towards the ones who said you couldn't or they did not believe. I believe in myself way more than anyone could because I have seen what it is I want, and will not stop reaching towards the sky. The future is ours my friends and all of the lame people who decided to get careers in go into debt for nothing but a degree that is non useful in today's working class. I will not be a fly in a spider web I will be the human that stomps the spider and destroys its home with a stick. I will not be brought down ever again. Now, that I am on top I can not let myself think about the hardships to come on being a new college grad, finding a new city, and doing what I love, almost seems like a fairy tale, but it is not anymore. Finally, a degree is in sight of the player, player advances over halfway there. I would like to think about the ones who said i do not believe in you, and crush them with my class a computer degree. class a meaning not an online degree program, come on people you know if you go to chester online its a scam come on get accredited for shame on you,leading people astray from real college degrees. This is why America seems so stupid not enough degrees. The world is changing and I hope you guys do too. Till next time nerds.

Why make it all about being shitty?

            

When I began the adventure as co-admin of this blog, I said that I would only write responses from the other side of the fence on topics that I only had a large opinion on. As it turns out, maybe I do have a primarily large opinion on most everything. Rolling onward, in response to coprolite fossils and the obvious shaking of the head my personal nerd showed, I differ. For one, saying that coprolite is not a million dollar investment is not exactly true. All of the coprolite that will ever exist already does.  I was watching the same show that introduced us to the topic and the man selling it only had a couple lbs of the stuff and was offered a couple thousand dollars. Yes, it is dinosaur poop. However, we as humans have a natural wonder for dinosaurs because when they existed, we were NOT at the top of the food chain. Can you take a shit that big? ((No pics, please)) Now here’s the good stuff: the main use of coprolite is to make jewelry!!! My nerd asked, “Would you actually wear dinosaur poop as an accessory?”   My response was, “It would have to be really pretty”.  The topic continued to be brought up, and as a result my curiosity got the best of me. I googled coprolite jewelry, and IT IS really pretty! Most of the jewelry that I found is sold on etsy, which would give me pause on authenticity. How do you prove to someone that the coprolite you are selling them is, indeed, dinosaur poop, and especially over the internet. I digress. The thought of wearing such a pretty gem ((Yes, it is a gem and needs to be polished before you get all of the colors)) is not so hard to muster up because of two reasons:  (1) It does not stink, though I imagine at one point it was atrocious (2) Half the dumbasses I meet wouldn’t believe me anyway and would probably just ‘bless my heart’ when I left said party for getting ripped off…because surely coprolite/dinosaur poop is a scam for idiots. Bless my heart. It just occurred to me that coprolite is proof that polishing a turd ain't always a bad thing.  And guys (or ladies), you probably won’t get laid with a line about dinosaur dung collecting**CHALLENGE**; however, you will PROBABLY get laid if you offer to show her your rare gem collection that is often used to make one of a kind pieces, you know, for a one of a kind girl. More than likely, if she thinks to ask what kind of gem, she won’t know what coprolite is and won’t want to seem stupid for asking. If she does ask, again, you have 2 choices. (1) Tell her and hope that you’ve already scored enough brownie points in the convo to keep it going, (2) have google at the ready to show them a pic of a really pretty coprolite piece ((of jewelry)).  This lady right here wouldn’t mind at all being the person at the party showing off her dinosaur shit necklace.

coprolite fossils

Hello out there fellow nerds, this evening I was watching some mindless T.V. show and they are buying dinosaur poop fossils (Coprolite). I am one who enjoys dinosaurs and fossils, honestly I think fossils are pretty amazing pieces of rock. This whole coprolite being sought after and purchased is ridiculous, but I am not one to judge collect stamps, comics, books, tops, cups, dino poop I will totally not judge. If someone out there wants to collect coprolite fossils just give me the money, and I will go blend it up for you dinosaur poop is not a million dollar investment, it should only be displayed in a museum for educational purposes but not to collect. Nerds you will never get laid if you are trying to pick a woman up and approach with the line:" So want to come back to my place, and check out my dinosaur poop collection?" I do not think a woman would take you seriously, run and scream because your a freak, slap you, or just laugh in your face. I will say STOP COLLECTING DINO POOP it is not cool my friend. Who decided that collecting dinosaur poop should be a thing, does anyone know? Another point how do you get into collecting dino poop," Yes, Hi, my name is Joe, and I come from a long line of coprolite fossil collectors, and experts." Tell me Joe how much college did you have to take to collect dino poop? What is your job title, World's Largest Janitor Coprolite Collecting and Sons? Great job something that sounds more southern than me very good. World lets not look any worse to other, smarter countries and collect dinosaur poop. I say lets revolt against this rock, and move on to better things. No rehab needed just a new hobby.

100lb Package

Living in fear of 100lb package! If you didn’t read the blog post titled, Best Find Ever, better go ahead and do that..but come back.    (…………)

OK, so let me say that at first I was exasperated that she wanted to buy comic books from a store like that. Understand, we have found comic books in old historic antique shops in small rural towns, to buying them in Amish country ((they REALLY underprice!)) #barnfinds      Anyway, it took me by surprise that she was interested in buying comic books that would probably not generate any kind of profit – for she is at heart, a business minded individual. Less than 50.00 and forget it..but this is a major chain store and they have to want to be making a profit (she probably will tell me how they do that). However, my mind has now shifted consciousness to a level that has some scary hypothesis. For instance, I am going to get woken up at 8am by a delivery man who needs my signature on a large package. I can’t even imagine how comic book people package that many comic books and ship them safely. Oh, I hope they are experienced in shipping or they will be quickly informed to go to hell by my #nerdgasm girlfriend. Back to the main point (I am living in fear of 100lb package!) Next, and worse, what if the delivery man does NOT wake me up, but instead is an igmo who puts the package on the porch, within the reach of our Great Pyrenees who is lovable but has no respect for our things. And then what if I don’t find the package torn up BEFORE she does? This is important because if I can get away with it, I would open the package (assuming our GP didn’t destroy everything, she usually only maims our things) and present it as if I meant to open it and was so excited that ‘I threw the box into the back of the truck so you wouldn’t see it and know they were here’. Baby, sometimes, ignorance IS bliss. At last, I have reached a new point in this comic book collection, because I find myself excited, too. I don’t overly enjoy reading comic books ((I am ADDICTED to fiction, without pictures)), but I do enjoy the look of---words are lacking---on her face when she goes on a new adventure with a comic book. I don’t think people take the time to understand what the imagination can turn a story into.  “Nerds/Geeks” have the BEST IMAGINATIONs! So, while I do reserve worry over the package arrival, I can see a comic book display such as in a comic book store in our living room one day…and I’m already decorating the room to happily include it. #100lbpackage