Brain abyss

I sometimes can't help to sit and think about the future. At twenty-five, I am an adult, but I still dream just as I did at five; Thinking I can own any part of the world, and do whatever I want. Well no one ever told me it depends on the economy at five, I could have been a princess,fairy,unicorn,doctor, scientist, and that was possible no one ever said no. What happens to big dreams when they die? Does the death of a dream signify a complete failure? I think dreams should be considered something of value. With dreams, you can go anywhere, make any decisions, overcome any obstacle, and "choose your path." Is life just a book of chances and put together cobblestone walkways? Like everything , life could be different, it all depends on decisions made by the owner of that life. Life to me, is really what your personal being makes of it. There is so much known responsibility when growing into adult life-hood. As an adult, so much more is expected out of you, and it sometimes becomes more of a task if too many things get put out at once. This makes me miss the child I once was, miss the truly simple life, no bills, college loans, and no worries most off. The future seems to be here in the present, the present is in the past, and my mind is swimming with worries on a regular; Living in the here and now, makes life seem manageable, although the path of the here and now may not be fully seen. Decisions, as they say will make or brake you, and this is because you can make your life as easy or as hard as you want to make it. Life is full of lessons, and sometimes those lessons are more of trials to see how much can be put on your shoulders before you completely lose your mind. Mind over matter is easier said than done, the mind is more powerful than any human realizes. My mind keeps me going on a constant wheel of thoughts, it has a process I have not yet conquered. This life is mine, and only bad decisions will take it from me. It's just like all the superhero movies everything has a reaction good or bad reaction is really based on yourself and how you perceive things to be. I am my own superhero because of my choices, so I can be whatever I want, do whatever I set my mind too, and only you can prevent forest fires.

Talk to the hand

This giant hand, in my face saying texting and driving can wait. My new LG flex I do so love,but slicing fruit with a hand in my face really gets on my nerves, but Apparently it can wait. This waiting game is getting old, because at this point this hand has to go. I want to browse the web, explore this LG G Flex in great detail. I can only make out half the screen because this hand is harassing me.  What is a widget? Tell me I say, damn hand get out of my way. A simple sticker, most would say, but this hand is mocking me every single day. This flex only has room for one hand, and it's not yours tiny screen. I know not of hand struggles, because a normal phone doesn't need a hand double. I will no longer talk to you mini hand because this is my new phone, I finally have a plan. Off to Wal-Mart I need to get this hand off my phone. I just want to explore this new technology without a snag there's a new screen protector to be had. To explore the LG flex finally getting home, put on the new blank screen now the hand is gone no more it can wait harassing me.

Automaton Me

If you were an automaton, what would you do? When I read about automatons they have a set of programmed skills personal to each , lets say, creature. Granted, if you were an automaton the choice of programming would most assuredly not come to you. But lets imagine. First, let me just say that i would choose to look like a sexy mix of steampunk chick mixed with the hair styles fashioned by pinup girls, and I would remain thick(though maybe not so much as now). Having thus given you my image I will now tell you my automaton strength.  The cogs and gears that make me have been created as to allow me to accumulate and store knowledge at my will. Let me repeat, at my will. Yes, I will remain programmed to work only when I deem fit.  HaHa! Fun with imagination! Furthermore, I would have a photogenic kind of memory mechanism as I will still love to read and wish to be able to remember the wonderful words of my literary adventures. Oh, I know I'm a white girl now but automaton me is brushed copper and brass. I most definitely come manufactured with gems and jewels set into my appearance.  This leads me to my next strength, which is being kick ass at defending myself and anyone else I wish.  I WISH.  Next, I have a cache of interchangeable parts that include but are not limited to breast plates of varying sizes as well as ass plates, to keep things interesting.  Fret not friends, I have on my cache an arsenal of attachable weaponry. Lastly(I think), I come programmed multilingual.  I would be able to speak and read fluently all the languages of the world, lost and useless included.  So there it is, here I am. Automaton Me. 

 

Who would you be?

Thnx LadyNerd

Menk in the Mountains

Apparently, some people in Russia think going exploring in woods named after the dead will lead to a very successful story. I do not understand when a tribe that has been very close to the area for years says Menk and explains what it is, makes anyone want to travel any further. I do feel sorry for the peoples lives lost to this creature, but really guys come on this is another time I feel like a smart comment will suffice. The menk is like 8 to 15 feet tall, and looks more to me like a neanderthal, which also explains the stalking of the kids in the picture, predators act on impulse, its how they survive. Already, in some areas the menk is getting closer to neighborhoods, and I believe this is due to the same reason bears end up in trash in some areas; Searching for food, or a food source. I do not see why we believe this is a crazy find. Does everyone forget in History the ice caps melting, or the great freeze, or even the land shift? All of these would explain the creatures ending up in places randomly, our scientists can not really think whole species are extinct without knowingly looking to prove extinct or still living. I am not sure how all of that works, but to some degree I feel as if everyone should know if we try to disprove Eisenstein why not try to prove or disprove extinction? Makes sense to me. Russia, is now one of the places I am most in fear of for a list or reasons, and it seems I will never get to see that country. Honestly, Russia has never been on my top, so I am not really disappointed in that outcome. I am however, wondering why people with proof after proof, goes into the woods where they live and some never return. Do not go hunting for a Yeti without a gun that could kill it in like ten shots, and you will need more than one gun a .22 is not going to do it. Hikers, do not go to the yeti mountains with nothing but a camera, some girl lost her tongue, guy lost his eyes, it may be from the ice age, but we are talking about the Soviets, and they could have made this animal because just think if you could ride a yeti, you could just have the yeti fight for you and they seem pretty bullet proof considering. So, this could be another government secret in those mountains, and these hikers get torn by the yeti, before they can make it down to tell anyone what was seen. The yeti has been spotted all over in Russia, so did the military do this to hide a secret, or to harness the yetis power, or is big foot just running out of food, and since I have never met a yeti I do not know if beef jerky will be enough to become friends with the creature. I vote stay out of the Russian woods hikers, something that big in my neighborhood I think I would just start climbing rock walls indoors. Here is a pretty interesting link I found to go with one side of this story, http://www.cryptozoonews.com/rus-yeti/ , and here is a picture from the other side, and back when this was taken, pictures did not auto zoom and focus, so you guys be the judge.

 So is big foot real, and is he an apparent human stalker? I guess we will truly never know, I am curious myself, but I am not going into Russia to find out.

New Chicken of The Sea

Mermaids have been a trending topic recently, and I decided to further research this topic because of the wide spread trending going on. So many "folktales" speak of creatures no longer in existence, but none of them actually say the "fairy tales" are fact or fiction. This pandemonium about the mermaid got all started from a documentary titled Mermaids: A Body Found in which a scientist uncovered proof mermaids exist. I have not seen this documentary, but I do have what makes me believe in mermaids. January 9th, 1493 Christoper Columbus describes seeing 3 siren like creatures, that were not as depicted, and had faces of a man. Columbus also noted he had seen creatures like this before. The next encounter involves one of the best known circus acts of all time Barnum and Bailey they had the all too well known Fiji Mermaid, which was a complete fake, but they also had this:

 ^ This is from the actual ad for the real mermaid

                                                        ^ the only known picture of the mermaid because right before the exibit a mysterious fire burned the famous Barnum Museum down with the creatures and such getting completely destroyed. Poor mermaid made to live in a tube then you boil and get grilled like a fish.

 

^ this is a close up of the hand I believe he wanted to go home he looks so sad and fascinated at the same time.

 

I am not going to be the person to say magick is not real, but because of natural human greed we capture these creatures, and our governments do not want any of it leaked, and deny it all. All of these facts, make me sad. It is our fault all these unknown creatures seem so harmful because they attack us or seem so viscous. Think humans use the brain if we got stuck in a tube we would call it kidnapping, and the person would go to prison for a short time. Also, humans tend to get mad when the government buys up the and to run highways through, but us running oil lines , and the dangerous sonar testing killing marine life is fine because there some monster. They may not be as beautiful as some say, but the bloop is a real thing, and think not everything looks the same after so many years or having to adapt to your surroundings. We should just leave them alone, and give them the little piece of sea so we can preserve what our simple minds can not seem to wrap our heads around. In the world of diplomacy, some things are better left unsaid. Lincoln Chafee famous words, and believe them because we want to catch and dissect everything we can get our hands on because that is how humans study things, but no one government wants something like this getting out because it is something they could not readily control. Then because of what you seen its better to never speak because you might leave from the interview, and an unexplaind bomb placed by the flower truck has blown you to dust, but there is this unknown bomber in town. I guess random bombers all know when a folklore interview is going on, so they decide "Hey he's talkin' about mermaids, you see that Earl?Yea Joe. Lets blow his silly ass to the sky." So, just believe as you wish, but know that saying. Also, I like to think of it as swimming with the sharks, then getting mad when you lose a leg; Hey buddy, your in an ocean, what creature lives in an ocean? Sharks is the answer, but humans think its weird when sharks attack, we call it home invasion on land, and yet again can get someone prison time. I am in strong belief we are the reason these amazing creatures are no longer beautiful, and we should stop having to mess everything up we find. Next time you see a mermaid ask how his/her day is i bet it would be cooler having a mermaid for a best friend, especially if you can't swim. Hello, this nerd believes in mermaids, and I am proud to be the person to introduce the coolest chicken of the sea.

All that noise on the radio

A day or so ago, my partner and I were having a conversation about music. We came to the realization there is very little good music left in the world. Now, it seems that there are three types of music; Rap,Scream-o, and Country. What happened to all of the different types of bands, variation of sounds, boy/ girl bands, good concerts, and mixed tapes. I feel sorry for the younger generation because the fact of the matter is they will never hear the weekly top 40 or trade a Teen Bop poster. This hopefully will not drown out the last little talents we have left in the world. I am so disappointed in music these days and how it "came so far," just to be an epic fail. I do not miss cassette tapes because of the hassle, but I do miss music on MTV, different music on one tape, and broadcasted concerts that were not holographic. Back in the day Teen Beat and mixed tapes were a right of passage, you say Teen Beat to a kid these days they ask what state. Our future looks like no dancing, a real life FOOTLOOSE. A country without decent music is a very boring place indeed. I can also honestly say I can not remember the last time I bought a CD that I waited x-amount of time to get. These rights of passages that the younger generations lack will keep them from ever being able to become a music critic. There is no way to become a music critic with training from noise. I listen to all different types of music so I think I may have rights to speak on this topic because you guys should know I matter. Like I am head queen of music that is entirely correct, I am in no way rich, but I am completely qualified to talk on this topic. Those who believe this statement to be true say amen. Someone please explain to me where all the boy and girl bands went, they all disappeared about the same time. Like someone kidnapped all of our sappy love songs, silk shirts, hearts torn up, love like candy, and mmmm bops, and just what happened to them. I can probably count how many times I have listened to the radio since I have been a grown up. I usually use CD's or my mp3 player, even though I talk about rights of passage, the noise on the radio is not as good as my new school technology has. How many 6th graders are going to get the no box now you can't announce your love via mix tape? I vote we bring back real music, and put it in there with mixed mp3 playlists, and you have an updated version of back then. Music come back to the world and don't take your time. Lets get the noise off the radio and put music back in action.

If I was Spiderman

If I was Spiderman, I would be bitten by a spider first off so in the beginning I  instantly hate radioactive spiders because now when I sneeze to hard I get glued to my ceiling. The only downside is spring cleaning and dusting my house for cobwebs, around here Mary and I call them Spidey web because I am ultra sensitive on seeing or hearing people talk about my web problem, this makes my senses tingly. I can do everything a Spider can but I am scared of rolled newspaper still to this day, notice I worked for the paper, but never read it; I thought it would conquer my fears, and it did not. However, I have Mary Jane and everyone seems to love that. I like to make-out hanging upside down because it gives me confidence in myself and my web, and as you can see my web is not typical because it supports like a 160 pound man just fine, and my Dr. says a spray of web a day keeps the Dr. away, and my only response to that is my web is what took me to the doctor to begin with. I was just fine before the Peter Parker loving spider bit me to begin with. I am the only Superhero who could climb the ceiling to catch my lady, so eat your heart out Hulk; I am SPIDERMAN!

If I was aquaman

Are you kidding me? Id kill myself because I am the lamest superhero of all time. Im a tuna whisper go me.....

If I was Batman

If I was Batman I would have a sidekick. I could drive the batmobile to work, on dates, and through a drive through to get a cheeseburger (Batman was known as American he loves cheese burgers too) . I would have a lot of money to do with what I wanted. I could make robin wash the car, I could bring my homies to chill in the Bat cave, I would have a butler whom was obviously A spy of some sort for all the secrets he kept, and cleaning up he did. I would have more gadgets than RadioShack; They got questions, I got the answers. All different types of costumes, and a fire pole. Enough villains to buy and create a basketball team. I automatically have a ride or die with Robin he would take a bullet for me. I have my own gang sign and lighthouse light. I own half of the city I protect. I own multiple companies, and a vintage lot of cars. I am apparently immune to the zombie virus because I am Batman.

My super powers

If i could have any superpower I think Id mimic Superman's powers. Simple fact is he is faster than a speeding bullet, has xray vision, can fly, can change a small areas to whole new wardrobe, and he is a worker also. Lets say I want to travel, well guess what I get to save money, and fly there I am sure with his super strength and power of flight combined would be less of mishap with the luggage and it would save time and money. Money saved is always a good thing, but this also would save on packing because youu couuld just fly there and back to change everyday it would only take like 5 minutes tops a day. That still leaves time to say you have nothing to wear, go shopping and get ready no hastle. Now the super speed also would make the spouse happy with household chores or the all dreaded honey do list, so these two powers are epic just for the last two reasons alone. It is true what they say, "Happy wife, happy life." Now the xray vision would just basically be a destination travel toy because you could scope out the best bars withougt going in, to see if it is the real latest spot, you could check the plane for bombs for people of other families, you could spy on your kids, if your single there is the shower spy, ladies dressing room, you could cheat on the how many is in this jar game, this list just keeps getting better. Superman officially has now became at least ten more peoples favorite so lets keep it going. Super speed could also like be used for personal gain, and lets face it some people need to gain something besides all the other reasons listed. If you don't like your family/inlaws fast forward until their visit is over. More time for lazy football if you didn't want to do chores, it would take like two seconds to do a days worth of chores. I could keep listing reasons, so if I could have any super power it would be Superman.

My Bucket list

So it has occured to me I have yet to publish my bucket list. Sorry for this nerds, I am not quite sure on my final result of my list. I know I can not be the only person whom is unsure of what there list of must dos before death has not even been considered. However, I do know some things that will be present, and this will not come in any sort of order. This way it also makes it easier on me. Ok so here we go,                                 A. start or join a flash mob dance
B. watch the sunset with someone I love
C. own a tree home
D.stay the night in a light house
E.drive a steam engine or make a steam engine
F. make love in the rain
G. dance for no reason with someone close to
H. start a new trend word
I. travel overseas
J. become a knight aka get knighted
K. go on a cruise
L. sing to the elevator music when people are in there with me
M. Hit the 1 million gamer score on xbox 360
N. adopt a child
O. Learn 3 other languages other than english.
P.. high five a random stranger
Q. Go to a wine vineyard and drink wine
R. Play a video game with someone famous
S. ride in a hot air baloon
T. mine and find a diamond on the arizona diamond mine attraction
U. mine for gold
V. adopt a road and name it
W. own a gaming company
X. travel somewhere with no plans
Y. get on a random plane trip to somewhere I have not seen yet
Z. stay on a train shuttle deal with the cabin room areas
AA. learn to play a random instrument  and rock at it
BB. Find a leprechaun in Ireland, and preserve their land
CC. see a fairy
DD. build a steam engine
EE. Successfully build a noteable blog following
FF. go to a vineyard to wine taste
GG. smash the grapes with my feet, only to not drink the wine because I hate feet
    
This is my official list so far. I know it is quite different than most and as I complete them or have completed them I will try to either mark it out with a highlighted area or write a post about it. I know that my list is not as crazy as most would think but remember I am not yet finished, and still have no order because I feel to put my list in order would be the hardest task because I want to do them all before I die. I have high expectations of myself as you can also see.                                                                                                                                                          

C's Get Degrees

One night one of my partners friends came for a visit, and before this time I had only had a brief conversation with Jill so I knew not really of how she was. Jill is a character and is definitely worthy of a blog post. All three of us are sitting on the couch chatting, and talking about college. (You know, whats your major, how long have you been going, is it hard, do you like your teachers...etc.) As the conversation keeps going Jill looks at me and my partner and tells us someone told me the greatest thing, and I remind myself of this, "C's get degrees, this guy says to me one day, and I say awesome so what do D's get? Nothing, then I will just try harder next time." This is the perfect way to explain college, class is not always fun or easy, but simple fact remains, C's get degrees, and a C is not a fail its an attempt at a hard class or one that is not easy to explain to your friends. Usually if you have a hard time explaining something it is a hard task in general. Just know D's don't make degrees, and C's could be B's with effort and sometimes sleepless nights, cranky coffee mornings, possible tutoring sessions, and hard exams. Now, reading it like that just do your best and try to get that degree for your dream job, but don't forget C's get degrees.

Gaming app for a cause

I am one of the many guilty people to download apps and play mindlessly for hours, and why am I playing this app probably for one of these three reasons. Reason 1: Bordom, Reason 2: To beat a mass amount of other players scores, and Reason 3: There is nothing better to do. These reasons are not good enough when you could be playing for free and helping people. The all well known Facebook has this game app called WeTopia, I first heard of this game off of the Ellen show because some how she knows some people involved with the game, but it is Ellen she knows everyone, and is a good business person in general, so this makes Ellen highly respected to me. (this could be a whole subject on its own so I shall continue.) This game is something simple it works off Facebook, and is free to play, and there is a lot to explain from this game so I will do my best to touch all the basis of the game. This game is simple first off very easy to get into and they do walk you through as you go, this is a game you DO NOT have to spend money on, I mean the option is there for those who want, but it is not necessary. The game uses something called joy to donate to the different charities. Joy can be earned by doing missions, joy grounds, some house, and the bonus wheel. It is very simple to get into, and one could even choose the charity/region that your "joy" goes too. If you are one of those types that wonder why more help is not in our home region, well this one is you can choose only to give to the United States or wherever your little heart desires. Sending joy is the easy part, but you can only send minimum 100 joy and max has no limit, but to keep playing I would only send 1000 at a time max because when you send you also get more energy 1 per hundred, but after 1000 you only get 10 energy, so if you send 3000 one only gets 10 energy, but if you send 1000 three times which is still the 3000 you get thirty energy. This is a trick I learned while playing to keep your energy built up, but energy does regenerate over time by itself. There is also some communities that are dedicated to this game alone because some of the missions you need friends help to complete, so there is a way to keep it going for free, one must just spend the small amount of time playing, and if anyone whom wants to play will leave me a comment with your Facebook name I will message you so we can be "neighbors" on the game. There is a lot to cover with this game for it to be so simple because it has been going for awhile now, and does tell you how all the help is distributed. It works on percentages until they get too one hundred percent they will not reset to new ones. Sometimes this can make me mad especially if I have given a lot of joy to one particular, but instead of getting all upset I just sit on my joy until it resets again, which is my choice. This game has given so much to different things I list just a few that I remember. Haiti book drive, United States after school programs, Haiti hot meals, and U.S. love to read. The list could be bigger but to save time I just listed some from the recent playing. Check it out on Facebook, Wetopia needs to get out there because it is free, and if you can help real people for free why not spend 10 minutes a day doing some clicking because I know I spend more time than that just scrolling through Facebook posts, and "liking things." Check out Wetopia you will be glad you did, and feel good for helping others at no cost.

Accessories for a cause

Introducing a brand new product: Face Charity Watch. This watch is pretty stylish, and my nerdette and I were in Memphis for the music fest when hearing of this new watch. I instantly went to Google and mapped it out to the official website. These watches also are sold at journeys for around $45. So from the site they may be a tad more expensive I am unsure of price difference. This watch supports a cause and the cause is your choice, but here is the downside there are certain colors for certain charities, so you like blue well you are getting this pictured below which is the Environment watch. 1 watch= 1 charcoal efficient stove. They also actually tell you what each watch will provide as I listed. so check them out when thinking of a new watch they also will help a cause. Remember as Americans we must support all the 99 million charities out there because it is what we say is right. Now that I have made you feel bad because you only donated a dollar to the local fire department, go out and get one of these below and support your cause of choice.

Gamer Hos

Warning! Warning! There is a new problem emerging among clans, brotherhoods, and battle buddies. It is the parasite known as a "Gamer Ho," This is usually someone new whom ends up playing a game with a clan, and being the parasite they become it brakes up battle-buddies. I need my battle buddies back, gamer ho's quit being so loose with your 20,000 gamer score and flaunting it everywhere making clans brake up. How dare you! Now these people are everywhere making it hard for brotherhoods to stay the same. What is a war without your best lookout? Nothing I tell you nerds, because that person is too busy flirting to fight along the side of his brother/sister. Gamers beware of this person, and it is causing Xbox drama everywhere, and making it really hard for Clans to keep the prime members because they want to fight over the gamer ho. This is making the lives of brotherhoods become enemies, and with the people no longer fighting side by side it makes you weak to the opposition. For you loose gamers out there; Act right. I do not have the time to put forth all the effort to keep these people out of the gaming world, so make my life easy. Announcement to gamer world:*You over there with the 20,000 gamer score, keep your loose Xbox away from me, and my battle buddies, Thanks.* 

I checked someone

Today was quite a learning adventure, I finally had someone to teach me the game of chess. Surprisingly I caught on pretty quickly, and it became clear I can totally do this. I was still learning during game 1, so that one did not end in victory in my favor, but I did check someone and did it more than once, and rather enjoyed the experience. Until recently, I did not know anyone whom played chess. For whatever reason I wanted to learn, and I did. I however do not know about the whole clock situation, This clock I have seen used on movies during a Chess tournament, before the poor nerd gets thrown into a locker. No bullies here, I assure everyone no nerd was harmed during the playing of this game. Poor pieces got dropped a few times, but none were broken, they were just beat a little. I am looking forward to becoming better at this game of skills, I am not looking to be world champ, I honestly just enjoy it. I enjoy learning new things; even if it is something some people look at as a "nerd game." I am also pretty positive I can beat the person whom taught me one day, it is a new goal because it will show how much I have learned. I am picking up rather quickly, we played again tonight, and I lost, but it was a good game lasted about 30 minutes maybe more and my pawn took out his knight. I feel a great accomplishment from this. I am ready to download a chess app and greater determine where and when I can move, and see if I can be the next game victor! Till next time nerds, Don't let me check you.

Comic Slut

Hey out there nerds, today has been an eye opener for me. I have finally found a new comic love. Zenescope has created a new line based on The Grimm Fairy Tales and it is epic. Being a comic collecter since i was young, it is hard to make room for new loves. I am not usually a comic slut, but when something grabs you your hooked. This new series has grabbed me and I am in love. I have read Neverland and a few others but because it is a new thing I am still unsure of the whole story. Life is too short to be closed minded about comics so this one is worth it to me. I know this is a good decision, and it does not mean I will give up on Superman I just read them also, so its nice to have a variation of adventure. .I hope someone out there will give the tales a read trust me you will not be left disappointed.  The art is also amazing for you more graphic novel type person, but this comic is not made for kids, unless you want to turn their favorite tales, and that little girls princess she aspires to be, turns darker and more evil at times, and give them nightmares. Deff would be like telling someone hey, have a nightmare, who does that? So just remember this one nerds is not for kids and give something new a chance.

More Comic Space

Today was a day of amazing findings. I have officially filled 3 binders with comic books, and my collection is making a pretty good increase on the collection price scale. I am an official collector with a so far value of over 270 and still climbing. I need something more exciting than long boxes. Why has no company made geek furniture yet? This should be a class A felony in my eyes. Not everyone likes normal IKEA please you amazing company get with the program. Life is to short to not have amazing geek comic shelves. My collection needs to be as I am fashionable, why can't my collection be as well? I am super excited about this though. It took a long time, but after many spent hours on this collection it has gotten vast enough for more needed room. The cardboard is not my style unless it is a child playing with the box, but it just does not seem durable enough for my beloved comic books. One day I hope some nerd comes along and invents something amazing, that does not look like a magazine rack, cardboard box, or any of the terrible thought up ideas for protecting your collection. Don't get me wrong, the boxes are amazing if you have a dedicated shelf for each box versus sitting stacked boxes in the floor. Room is always an issue for any collector, especially when the collector is one with limited space. This nerd can only hope for fashion to come along among collecting, and make a rampage. Till then I am stuck with binders and snap-it sleeves, I am very thrifty as one can see. I can only be as thrifty as any nerd, and seem to be running out of options, and do not have the five hundred dollars for something nice and wooden. This budgeting collector needs something better world help a nerd out.

Fit booth, Internet nerd gangster

It has been awhile my fellow nerds, I have been pretty busy with a lot of homework and various responsibilities. That horrid R word has been dragging me down, and making my calm chi more in the hostile vicinity. Being within my home stretch of college classes a bit of peter pan has hit me. Life sometimes throws situations at me where it hits a hyper- force galaxy drive, and I tend to want to hide under the covers while enjoying my high-thread count sheets. I am only scared of what is to come for being so uncertain in myself sometimes. We all get stretched thin sometimes, there just needs to be a better mapped out plan for those who don't have time for breakdowns. There should be like a breakdown chamber with blacked out windows, maybe a little bigger than a phone booth, sound proof, and selected breakables just to have it out, so called "Throw a Fit." Sometimes I believe it is necessary to just have that time in private, so that way people do not think you are completely crazy. I would like to take this chance to alter a quote from one of the funniest movies of all time, Forrest Gump. "Crazy is as crazy does."  Keeping the crazy under wraps comes to an advantage in so many ways. Life is something tough sometimes, and that is when adventures, blogging, app addiction, video gaming, writing, collecting, etc., comes into play. When you pick up a hobby or something to keep the anger down the situation becomes so much more manageable. Then this really great happy maker booth seems to win over the fans, Google *hint*. #Happymaker1#.  I am climbing to a new level now, I came to the realization, I am having a blog fit; it makes me feel hardcore. Yes new quote, "Internet Nerd Gangster", I am coining this term on this day March 3, 2014. Have a nice fit nerds. hyper drive engaged, gps navigated, nerd off.

steampunk nerf gun

Growing up I had visions of guns like this! I always had nerf guns of various types, but these are the NERF guns of my dreams. I am a steam punk junkie I feel as if their style was best. I can not believe it took me this long to find the steampunk NERF guns. I know with determination, some tools at hand, NERF gun, extra parts, and patience. Possible blue prints are available for purchase, or to print. These guns are really each one of a kind, and can be purchased through websites of all kinds just google steampunk nerf guns. I personally would like to make one just to see how cool it came out. I find these guns especially cool,and would love to have a war with a few of these. Images pulled from various site online. Remember, to play safely you could put an eye out, possibly. Anything is possible when you modify a weapon, even a NERF gun.

Making it

I found out I am almost done with college! Finally something to look forward to making decent money. A nerd job, with benefits, possibly 401 k, yes the grown up reasoning is kick starting. Just so I make it cleat I will probably never truly grow up, just get a good job and still play video games, computer, and collect comic books. I am so hoping for some of my comics to help me retire into old age because if i have to get old I want to be rich. Like, big money shot-caller rich. I may not be the perfect nerd, but I am me and I do so try hard, and most of the time I get down played or not believed in, so after graduation, and minimum making 21 an hour its a real in your face type situation. All of those who made fun of me and said I never could I did and will never stop doing I will do whatever it takes to make my dreams come true because life is full of disappointing moments, but it is moments like this that make it necessary to bask in ones accomplishments, and take a deep breath, and raise your middle finger up towards the ones who said you couldn't or they did not believe. I believe in myself way more than anyone could because I have seen what it is I want, and will not stop reaching towards the sky. The future is ours my friends and all of the lame people who decided to get careers in go into debt for nothing but a degree that is non useful in today's working class. I will not be a fly in a spider web I will be the human that stomps the spider and destroys its home with a stick. I will not be brought down ever again. Now, that I am on top I can not let myself think about the hardships to come on being a new college grad, finding a new city, and doing what I love, almost seems like a fairy tale, but it is not anymore. Finally, a degree is in sight of the player, player advances over halfway there. I would like to think about the ones who said i do not believe in you, and crush them with my class a computer degree. class a meaning not an online degree program, come on people you know if you go to chester online its a scam come on get accredited for shame on you,leading people astray from real college degrees. This is why America seems so stupid not enough degrees. The world is changing and I hope you guys do too. Till next time nerds.

Why make it all about being shitty?

            

When I began the adventure as co-admin of this blog, I said that I would only write responses from the other side of the fence on topics that I only had a large opinion on. As it turns out, maybe I do have a primarily large opinion on most everything. Rolling onward, in response to coprolite fossils and the obvious shaking of the head my personal nerd showed, I differ. For one, saying that coprolite is not a million dollar investment is not exactly true. All of the coprolite that will ever exist already does.  I was watching the same show that introduced us to the topic and the man selling it only had a couple lbs of the stuff and was offered a couple thousand dollars. Yes, it is dinosaur poop. However, we as humans have a natural wonder for dinosaurs because when they existed, we were NOT at the top of the food chain. Can you take a shit that big? ((No pics, please)) Now here’s the good stuff: the main use of coprolite is to make jewelry!!! My nerd asked, “Would you actually wear dinosaur poop as an accessory?”   My response was, “It would have to be really pretty”.  The topic continued to be brought up, and as a result my curiosity got the best of me. I googled coprolite jewelry, and IT IS really pretty! Most of the jewelry that I found is sold on etsy, which would give me pause on authenticity. How do you prove to someone that the coprolite you are selling them is, indeed, dinosaur poop, and especially over the internet. I digress. The thought of wearing such a pretty gem ((Yes, it is a gem and needs to be polished before you get all of the colors)) is not so hard to muster up because of two reasons:  (1) It does not stink, though I imagine at one point it was atrocious (2) Half the dumbasses I meet wouldn’t believe me anyway and would probably just ‘bless my heart’ when I left said party for getting ripped off…because surely coprolite/dinosaur poop is a scam for idiots. Bless my heart. It just occurred to me that coprolite is proof that polishing a turd ain't always a bad thing.  And guys (or ladies), you probably won’t get laid with a line about dinosaur dung collecting**CHALLENGE**; however, you will PROBABLY get laid if you offer to show her your rare gem collection that is often used to make one of a kind pieces, you know, for a one of a kind girl. More than likely, if she thinks to ask what kind of gem, she won’t know what coprolite is and won’t want to seem stupid for asking. If she does ask, again, you have 2 choices. (1) Tell her and hope that you’ve already scored enough brownie points in the convo to keep it going, (2) have google at the ready to show them a pic of a really pretty coprolite piece ((of jewelry)).  This lady right here wouldn’t mind at all being the person at the party showing off her dinosaur shit necklace.

coprolite fossils

Hello out there fellow nerds, this evening I was watching some mindless T.V. show and they are buying dinosaur poop fossils (Coprolite). I am one who enjoys dinosaurs and fossils, honestly I think fossils are pretty amazing pieces of rock. This whole coprolite being sought after and purchased is ridiculous, but I am not one to judge collect stamps, comics, books, tops, cups, dino poop I will totally not judge. If someone out there wants to collect coprolite fossils just give me the money, and I will go blend it up for you dinosaur poop is not a million dollar investment, it should only be displayed in a museum for educational purposes but not to collect. Nerds you will never get laid if you are trying to pick a woman up and approach with the line:" So want to come back to my place, and check out my dinosaur poop collection?" I do not think a woman would take you seriously, run and scream because your a freak, slap you, or just laugh in your face. I will say STOP COLLECTING DINO POOP it is not cool my friend. Who decided that collecting dinosaur poop should be a thing, does anyone know? Another point how do you get into collecting dino poop," Yes, Hi, my name is Joe, and I come from a long line of coprolite fossil collectors, and experts." Tell me Joe how much college did you have to take to collect dino poop? What is your job title, World's Largest Janitor Coprolite Collecting and Sons? Great job something that sounds more southern than me very good. World lets not look any worse to other, smarter countries and collect dinosaur poop. I say lets revolt against this rock, and move on to better things. No rehab needed just a new hobby.

100lb Package

Living in fear of 100lb package! If you didn’t read the blog post titled, Best Find Ever, better go ahead and do that..but come back.    (…………)

OK, so let me say that at first I was exasperated that she wanted to buy comic books from a store like that. Understand, we have found comic books in old historic antique shops in small rural towns, to buying them in Amish country ((they REALLY underprice!)) #barnfinds      Anyway, it took me by surprise that she was interested in buying comic books that would probably not generate any kind of profit – for she is at heart, a business minded individual. Less than 50.00 and forget it..but this is a major chain store and they have to want to be making a profit (she probably will tell me how they do that). However, my mind has now shifted consciousness to a level that has some scary hypothesis. For instance, I am going to get woken up at 8am by a delivery man who needs my signature on a large package. I can’t even imagine how comic book people package that many comic books and ship them safely. Oh, I hope they are experienced in shipping or they will be quickly informed to go to hell by my #nerdgasm girlfriend. Back to the main point (I am living in fear of 100lb package!) Next, and worse, what if the delivery man does NOT wake me up, but instead is an igmo who puts the package on the porch, within the reach of our Great Pyrenees who is lovable but has no respect for our things. And then what if I don’t find the package torn up BEFORE she does? This is important because if I can get away with it, I would open the package (assuming our GP didn’t destroy everything, she usually only maims our things) and present it as if I meant to open it and was so excited that ‘I threw the box into the back of the truck so you wouldn’t see it and know they were here’. Baby, sometimes, ignorance IS bliss. At last, I have reached a new point in this comic book collection, because I find myself excited, too. I don’t overly enjoy reading comic books ((I am ADDICTED to fiction, without pictures)), but I do enjoy the look of---words are lacking---on her face when she goes on a new adventure with a comic book. I don’t think people take the time to understand what the imagination can turn a story into.  “Nerds/Geeks” have the BEST IMAGINATIONs! So, while I do reserve worry over the package arrival, I can see a comic book display such as in a comic book store in our living room one day…and I’m already decorating the room to happily include it. #100lbpackage